Gandalf Merlin Christ
Everyone Needs to Shut the F**k Up
Your sanity is gone, and the world is a hellscape. Gandalf Merlin Christ has had enough of the loud, stupid, and insincere. This raw, profane manifesto targets politicians, influencers, critics, parents, and everyone else who needs to take a minute, close their goddamn mouth, and just SHUT THE F**K UP.
The World Sucks. Stop Making It Worse.
The author has one message for the whole goddamn planet: SHUT THE F**K UP!
This book is a long-overdue intellectual outlet for facing the rocky shores and predators that surround you. In these pages, he has given a thorough, unapologetic, and profane list of everyone who needs to immediately power down their big mouth, including:
• Critics who live to shit on creation.
• Parents who mistake procreation for being special.
• Loud-mouth Kids and Babies who suck at everything but titties and crying.
• Influencers and Media Personalities are selling fear and division to pad their bank accounts.
• Culture War Profiteers and Politicians who enrich themselves while the rest of us starve.
• …and the entire internet of monglefucks who think their opinion matters.
• Critics who live to shit on creation.
• Parents who mistake procreation for being special.
• Loud-mouth Kids and Babies who suck at everything but titties and crying.
• Influencers and Media Personalities are selling fear and division to pad their bank accounts.
• Culture War Profiteers and Politicians who enrich themselves while the rest of us starve.
• …and the entire internet of monglefucks who think their opinion matters.
Gandalf Merlin Christ is the raging alter-ego of a man who lost his father, his pets, and his dream business. Born from grief and betrayal, he traded a forced smile for a profane voice. He is the intellectual anal wart of the literary world, here to scream what you’re too polite to say: Shut the F**k Up.
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